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Police: Conn. teens mishear sex screams, beat man (AP...
AP - A 16-year-old girl thought she heard her mother being assaulted by her boyfriend and...

New Swiss firefighting tool: TV remote control (AP)
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Man says bear mugged him for his Italian sandwich (AP...
AP - A northwestern New Jersey man said he was mugged in his driveway by a sandwich-cravi...

Cops zap pastor protesting traffic stop at church (AP...
AP - Police used a Taser on a pastor and pepper spray to disperse his congregants Wednesd...

Conn. woman's encounter with 'Big Foot' a hoax (AP)
AP - A Connecticut woman's close encounter with the mythical beast, Sasquatch or Big Foot...

Man had boss killed to save job? (Reuters)
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	My embarrassing moment happened when I was a junior in high school. I had to act out a skit during a schoolwide rally. I was a Roman person, wearing a very realistic toga, and I had to go out there with the student body president and vice president, when I noticed my black panty line was showing through my white sheet. So I took them and my bra off and walked out into the gym. The noise in the gym immediatley stopped, and everyone was staring at me. Then I felt a breeze around my stomach and legs, so I looked down. I was standing there completely nude! I had forgotten to properly tie my toga in the back, so it fell off.
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