My two most embarrassing moments

The two most embarrassing moments of my life happened when I was 12. One day I was standing by the lockers in basketball shorts and I happened to get a boner. I just kept talking hoping she wouldn't notice. Unfortunately it lifted upwards and pulled my shorts up with it. She feels it brush against her thigh and looks down to see my left pant leg hiked up to my waist with my penis sticking out from underneath. She yells, " whoa your dick's poppin' out and it's huge!" That would have been almost nice if it hadn't drawn the attention of everyone standing around. It was mortifying to say the least. Then about one month later I was sitting in math and I fell asleep. According to my classmates the teacher called my name and told me to wake up. I responded, "No...don't stop. That feels good... No, suck it, harder... harder. Ohhh, that feels good..." I then woke up to peels of laughter from 50 people and to make matters worse I had had a "nocturnal emmission" and the girl next to me yelled, "ewww... he cummed on the floor." I was so embarrassed that I barfed all over the guy in front of me. Needless to say I went home early and didn't come back for a week when the principal promised to suspend anyone who mentioned the incident

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anonymous School June 15, 2020 at 4:38 pm 0 0