Crush was asking me out
One day I was in class talking to this guy I had the hugest crush on. He told me how he was beginning to fall for me and asked if maybe we could go out. In the middle of my answer I sneezed. I excused myself and told him that sure, I'd go out with him. He told me that he just remembered his parents didn't let him date and walked to the other side of the class. I turned to my friend and asked what I did wrong and she said, "Go look in the mirror, you've got a huge booger on your face!" I pulled out my compact and sure enough a huge booger trailing snot had flew onto my cheek after I had sneezed. I couldn't look at that ex-crush for the rest of the year!anonymous Crush September 08, 2019 at 9:26 am 0 0
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